The Other Employee

In the workplace, as an ‘employee’ (a terrible way to have to describe oneself) you will encounter

- those who seek to assert authority (even in the smallest ways)
- those who seek fame
- those who seek fortune
- those who seek to break others
- those who are weak
- those who are upstarts
- those who compete
- those who are go-getters
- those who watch the clock
- those who love hierarchies
- those who know it all (but actually know little)
- those who are dull
- those who make excuses
- those who are work-shy
- those who are sickeningly friendly
- those who are against humanity

My advice is to stick with the nice ones you find. If there aren't any nice ones, just quit.

(I must also warn you all that these people aren't only found in the workplace, but at least outside the workplace it is easier to avoid them).